A change for you and me

I feel bound to tell you, if I’d known, would have waited two weeks to return the call, you would have phone in a moment that was one hundred percent sure that you find at work and you would have left the answering an unconvincing message saying I was very busy and you would have to call in a free moment. And I said I would not have it. The free time I mean.
She smiled with all sweetness and closed the door on the nose.